Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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