grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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