NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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