Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just had sex on a roof
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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