Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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