I didn't shave. On purpose
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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