By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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