okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
