i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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