drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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