first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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