I'm eating all of the evidence.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
accomplished twins. life is a go
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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