I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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