So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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