ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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