it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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