Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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