You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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