their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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