I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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