Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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