Christians are straight up FREAKS
I feel like abortions should bother me more
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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