So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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