Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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