i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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