Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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