I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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