This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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