Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
