Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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