Is it normal to miss your booty call?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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