i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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