so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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