I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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