Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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