VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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