Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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