She said her name was "party"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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