i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I need to sanitize my soul.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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