im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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