There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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