you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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