i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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