This girl is more easily done than said...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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