Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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