Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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