Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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