fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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