scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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