Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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