everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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