Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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